PANTIES ON A PLANE

There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, ‘I don’t know bout y’all, but I’m going to wear me sum hot pink panties before I get on that plane.

‘Why you going to wear them for?’ the other two asked?

The first replied, ‘Cause, if that plane goes down and I’m out dare laying butt-up in a cone field, they going to find me first.’

The second lady said, ‘Well, I’m a-going to wear me some florescent orange panties.’ ‘Why you going to wear them?’ the others asked. The second lady answered, ‘Cause if this hare plane is going down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, they can see me first.’

The third lady says, ‘Well, I’m not going to wear any panties….. ….

‘What? No panties?’ the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, ‘that’s right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain’t wearing no panties, cause if this plane goes down, honey, they always look for the black box first..

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