Archives for the day of: November 3, 2010

TOP 10 REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

#10
 YOU’RE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST
A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK!

#9
IF YOU GET TIRED
YOU CAN WAIT TEN MINUTES
AND GO AT IT AGAIN
 
#8
THE UGLIER YOU LOOK
THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME
 
#7
YOU DON’T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT
THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME
 
#6
FORTY YEARS FROM NOW
YOU’LL STILL ENJOY CANDY
 
#5
ITS O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU’RE
WITH FANTASIZES YOU’RE SOMEONE ELSE,
BECAUSE YOU ARE
 
#4
IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU GET
YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR
 
#3
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF THE KIDS
HEAR YOU MOANING & GROANING
 
#2
LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER!
 
#1
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Bath Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv1WCwU9Dks&feature=related

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’ The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95’.

The amazed father asks: ‘It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: ‘Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.

Victoria’s Secrets Models’ Beauty Secrets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYuc5zDDl8E&feature=channel

Just How Busy Is Paris Hilton?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkGi5TTHI3U&feature=channel