TOP 10 REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

#10
 YOU’RE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST
A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK!

#9
IF YOU GET TIRED
YOU CAN WAIT TEN MINUTES
AND GO AT IT AGAIN
 
#8
THE UGLIER YOU LOOK
THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME
 
#7
YOU DON’T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT
THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME
 
#6
FORTY YEARS FROM NOW
YOU’LL STILL ENJOY CANDY
 
#5
ITS O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU’RE
WITH FANTASIZES YOU’RE SOMEONE ELSE,
BECAUSE YOU ARE
 
#4
IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU GET
YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR
 
#3
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF THE KIDS
HEAR YOU MOANING & GROANING
 
#2
LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER!
 
#1
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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