Insistent lady cashier
An old man walked into a shop and got some dog food and went to pay for it at the cashier counter. The lady at the cashier told him that he couldn’t buy the dog food because she needed evidence that he had a dog. The old man protested and told the cashier that her request was ridiculously absurd, but the cashier insisted that he showed her his dog. So the old man brought in his dog and showed it to the cashier and he got to buy the dog food. The next day the same old man went to get some cat food and the cashier told him that he couldn’t buy the cat food until she got evidence that he had a cat. The old man again protested and told the cashier that her request was absurd, but the cashier insisted that he first prove to her that he has a cat. So the old man went home and brought along his cat and he got to buy the cat food. Next day the same old man went in again and he brought along a box. He told the cashier to put her hand into the box and feel its contents and so she did. She said it felt moist, warm, sticky and soft. The old man then said to the cashier, “ Now that you’re satisfied with the evidence, can I have some toilet paper please ? ”

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