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If I could be anything but what I am, I would be tomorrow. If I could be what my father wants me to be, then maybe I could stay for that, too. If I could be what you want me to be, I’d want to stay. But I am what I am, and all I want is freedom.
– ‘Looking for Alibrandi’

Some of us are just trying to get through the day without breaking something. – Pacey, Dawson’s Creek

Half of writing history is hiding the truth.- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, ‘Serenity’

Y’all got on this boat for different reasons, but y’all come to the same place. So now I’m asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this – they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They’ll swing back to the belief that they can make people… better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin’. I aim to misbehave. – Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, ‘Serenity’

Being an adult means to have a speedometer that marks 210 and not driving over 60 – ‘Love me if you Dare’

I came here to kick butt and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of bubble gum. – They Live (1988)

Ohhh man! I will never forgive your ass for this shit! This is some fucked-up repugnant shit! – Pulp Fiction

Adam’s first words to Eve: “Stand back, I don`t know how big this thing gets!” – “Dear Hope”

Harry:”A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her.”
Sally:”That’s not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.”
Harry:”No, you don’t”
Sally:”Yes, I do.”
Harry:”No, you don’t”
Sally:”You’re saying I’m having sex with these men without my knowledge?”
Harry:”No, I’m saying they all want to have sex with you.”
Sally:”Well, what if they don’t want to have sex with you?”
Harry:”It doesn’t matter because the sex part is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.”
Sally:”So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?”
Harry:”No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.” – When Harry Met Sally

Senator, my offer is this: nothing. Not even the price of the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally. – The Godfather

Every man dies. Not every man really lives. -Braveheart

Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse. – Braveheart

Freedom baby, is never having to say your sorry.- Al Pacino in The Devil’s Advocate

When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn’t need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. Now, in the long run, that’s just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it’s just what you’ve been searching for all these years. -Leonardo DiCaprio – The Beach (2000)

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Chinese Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth.
Chinese Proverb

A smile will gain you ten more years of life.
Chinese Proverb

A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
Chinese Proverb

He who seeks vengeance must dig two graves: one for his enemy and one for himself.
Chinese Proverb

Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand.
Chinese Proverb

Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.
Chinese Proverb

Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
Chinese Proverb

Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Chinese Proverb

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
Chinese Proverb

Top 10 Dumbest Sarah Palin Quotes

Idiotic Quotes by Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin

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1. “As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border.” –Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska’s proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS’s Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008

2. “The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s ‘death panel’ so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their ‘level of productivity in society,’ whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.” –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama’s health care plan, Aug. 7, 2009

3. “All of ’em, any of ’em that have been in front of me over all these years.” –Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008 (Watch video clip)

4. “Well, let’s see. There’s ― of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―” –Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008 (Watch video clip)

5. “‘Refudiate,’ ‘misunderestimate,’ ‘wee-wee’d up.’ English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'” –a Tweet sent by Sarah Palin in response to being ridiculed for inventing the word “refudiate,” proudly mistaking her illiteracy for literary genius, July 18, 2010

6. “But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies.” –Sarah Palin, after being asked how she would handle the current hostilities between the two Koreas, interview on Glenn Beck’s radio show, Nov. 24, 2010

7. “We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. … We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation.” –Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 16, 2008

8. “[T]hey’re in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom.” –Sarah Palin, getting the vice president’s constitutional role wrong after being asked by a third grader what the vice president does, interview with NBC affiliate KUSA in Colorado, Oct. 21, 2008 (Watch video clip)

9. “We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn’t that ironic?” –Sarah Palin, admitting that her family used to get treatment in Canada’s single-payer health care system, despite having demonized such government-run programs as socialized medicine that will lead to death-panel-like rationing, March 6, 2010

10. “Ohh, good, thank you, yes.” –Sarah Palin, after a notorious Canadian prank caller complimented her on the documentary about her life, Hustler’s “Nailin Paylin,” Nov. 1, 2008 (Read more about the prank call, watch the video and see the transcript)

~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/sarahpalin/a/palin-top-10.htm